Jake answers Lions SOS

26 May 2009

Jake White and Eddie Jones will do an audit on the Lions to try and rectify the problems at the union.

White, who went to school in Jo’burg and started his coaching career in the province, has been appointed by the Gauteng Lions Rugby Union to gauge how they have fallen from a powerhouse to perennial failures.

White’s newly formed company, Jake White’s Winning Way Pty (Ltd), will do a full assessment and audit at the union from the junior levels all the way to the top. Those involved with White who will attempt to resurrect the union include Eddie Jones as well as former Bok conditioning coach Derick Coetzee.

On completion of the audit, White will produce his findings and recommend how the Lions can become a force in southern hemisphere rugby again.


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  • 51.PissAnt: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 22:36 pm

    #49 BDB:

    Nothing major, just that you can expect a half decent debate about rugby from some people, and pissing against the wind with others…

    In a month, you will know exactly who!

  • 52.PissAnt: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 22:37 pm

    Anycase, I am out – cheers!

  • 53.skopskiet: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 22:39 pm

    http://www.keo.co.za/jake.html

    just check the two love birds in full embrace
    Laurel and Hardy take a bow

    Problem with SA rugby is its run on ideological lines, not on rugby at all, thats why you get fence sitting dickheads that switch allegiances based on petty politics, same way Jake the little snake decided to rally his little two bit blue eyed clones and create a pariah so that all you dumb *** gobbledygook goofy groupies can sing along the same tune.

    I can verify and vouch for you lot that as much as you continue in this vain, this same closed minded sing along indoctrinated ideology you follow to your goddamn graves you will never be truly victorious. Your negating ideological desert where one individual becomes your entire antithesis for you very existence, brought about by the fake indoctrination started by a fool *** coach that was not able to bridge the divide and chose instead to create a broader division than was there already, same as every last one of you indoctrinated war mongers on here.

    Your ideology stinks to high heaven, puking does not even come close to the stench that it spews. And Jake the glorious snake is actually part of the problem, part of the origin and orchestration and continuity of it, hardly the solution.

  • 54.SA Barbarians: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 22:48 pm

    Blabbering a 1000 words, and stringing together as many adjectives as one can look up, does not make a compelling argument. It’s like dipping a tea bag in the ocean, and expecting a cup of strong tea FFS.
    But that’s what we have come to expect…. Eish

  • 55.hmmmmm: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 22:48 pm

    point is he got a world cup and a tri-nations title, and wins over the all blacks, england and australia and many more any coach who boasts stats like that cant be any sort of problem any coach who puts up with the political **** for four years and still comes out with the biggest prize in world rugby cant be half bad…

  • 56.munkiboi: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 22:59 pm

    #53 skopskiet:

    bet you still haven’t read his book.

    what did he do to you anyway? oh yes he was never a puke watson fan.

  • 57.Ed_the_Lion: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:01 pm

    bwahahaa. nee kak. ek gaan nie opstelle lees nie. ek gaan nou maar huis toe. op jou stukke skops.

  • 58.SA Barbarians: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:07 pm

    #57 Ed_the_Lion: dis soos slap stick comedy – niks meer en niks minder nie :-)

  • 59.skopskiet: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:16 pm

    Don’t need to read no fools book to know a second grade insincere opportunist when I see one. Pity is he’s got all you goody gumdrop goofy groupie delinquents eating out his song and dance lap, shamepies.

  • 60.hmmmmm: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:30 pm

    ay u an idiot….go comment on oprahs blog maybe u will get the attention u so badly want there… u just like luke watson running around shooting your mouth off and then wonders why everyone hates u…

  • 61.wooden spoon: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:33 pm

    BEST thing to happen to the Lions in ages!

  • 62.wooden spoon: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:35 pm

    **b>test

  • 63.wooden spoon: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:35 pm

    1 2 3 testing

  • 64.skopskiet: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:39 pm

    #60 hmmmmm:

    and you little one are as blind as a bat, also part of the ever present indoctrinated problem, no solution where you come from, never was, never has been, never will be. Better grow up before it gets too late.

    Who needs appreciation from fools certainly not I, rather be despised by the likes of you second grade nincompoops, rather have fools like you despising me than have idiots proclaiming I’m a messiah, go rub your nose up your hero’s ***, thats what brown noses like doing most times.

    I’m not about to join the circus act that goes on in the effervescent wake of a falsified dream WC shenanigan, I see character for what it is, and no matter how indoctrinated you like to continue to be, it won’t wash with me, even you win a hundred c’ck and bull WC’s don’t change your insincere character one little iota.

  • 65.Ed_the_Lion: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:46 pm

    #58 SA Barbarians: dit is al wat dit is.

  • 66.hmmmmm: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:48 pm

    nincompoop lol WTF… u seem to have a mix of julius malema and luke watson in u…bet if u came face to face with white u would prob piss urself and ask him to sign ur dictionary…

  • 67.wooden spoon: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:49 pm

    Why is this being **a>moderated?

  • 68.skopskiet: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:49 pm

    #64 Ed_the_Lion:

    Lekker daai kant waar die gras so groen groei in die goeie ou VS van A. Of wat se jy?

  • 69.wooden spoon: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:51 pm

    Hello Skopskiet, how’s it going?

    I see you have reverted to your first nick.

    Whay have you been so scarce on here lately?

  • 70.skopskiet: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:52 pm

    #65 hmmmmm:
    Whites just a little baby bunting lighty way I see him, same as Nicky Boy Mallet, their ego’s are far too big for their little baby bunting shoulders to carry.

    Other way round, he may be asking me for my autograph instead and tips on how not to lose by 49-0.

  • 71.JL1: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:52 pm

    #67 wooden spoon: Well Jake the Snake has been quiet, so Skoppie nothing to say, I guess

  • 72.JL1: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:55 pm

    #68 skopskiet: You do’nt cry abou the 19-0 ever do you? Very selective, first time in 100 years that we score no points but not a word from you

  • 73.skopskiet: Reply to this comment
    26 May 2009, 23:58 pm

    Hello Wooden Spoon, thought I’d give old Skopskiet one last hurrah before they ban me one more time, just for some of you fellows good sakes, seeing as you were missing him so much.

  • 74.skopskiet: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 00:03 am

    #69 JL1:

    That was FdP and Butch and Kanko and Schalks fault, and poor selections, if they’d played a proper half back pairing and Percy wouldn’t have been all babbalas from celebrating his glorious century instead of concentrating on beating the AB’s we might have stood a chance.

    But I notice they going to continue in that same vein, same one dimensional loose forward package going to draf out on the field come big moment day, and I hope to God somebody going to realize you need some real BMT at half back and 8th man, something Ricky January and Joe Van Niekerk showed in Dunedin. (Oh yes not to mention Lukes little unsung hero cameo in Dunedin either – maybe somebody else might have noticed that – apart from me.)

  • 75.skopskiet: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 00:09 am

    Anyway past the bewitching hour over here

    time out.

  • 76.JL1: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 00:10 am

    #72 skopskiet: BS, it was the coach, same as the 49-0

  • 77.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 00:42 am

    i blame pdv! He listened to all the know-it-alls in this country & he put FdP & Percy on blast…we all know the both had poor showings on the day…he needs to grow a bloody backbone…but what the heck, sentiment over-rides everything in rugby in this country, so he felt compelled to give percy his 100th @ newlands and make the whole thing a spectacle and we went on & scored zilch, that’s us saffas…

  • 78.Hurricane: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 00:48 am

    #36 skopskiet:
    Well that pretty much says it.

  • 79.Pietman: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 02:35 am

    Skoppie and Transie in combo, hehehehe!
    Talk about Laurel and Hardy….in black and white, like those old movies.
    Funny stuff this, lol!!

  • 80.Ed_the_Lion: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 02:59 am

    #77 Pietman: dit is snaaks

  • 81.Ed_the_Lion: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 03:01 am

    #77 Pietman: en ou transie praat van my. hy is te veel van ‘n banggat om met my te praat.

  • 82.Ed_the_Lion: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 03:02 am

    cheers Pietman. Ek gaan die kussings tref.

  • 83.49-0: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 06:58 am

    Do Jake and Eddie think themselves as rugby gods or something?
    Heres a challenge Jake the Snake, coach the highlanders to a super title with their short end of the stick NZ quality player draft.

  • 84.garth: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 07:44 am

    What a great idea!

  • 85.Sharksgirl: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 08:03 am

    #56 munkiboi: I have come to a realization, Skopskiet’s name outside of cyberspace is Cheeky Watson ;)

  • 86.HongKongSlong: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 09:16 am

    Better to get Sir Clive over there. Jake copied a lot of his original ideas, but just not as well. A real business man and someone who actually turned a **** team into the the best in the world, without the support of the players employers.

  • 87.Stawm: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 09:38 am

    Aah no, wheres senile dementia gone?
    I want to watch him get his blood pressure up again, its hilarious.

  • 88.spokie: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 10:23 am

    Please can someone at WP rugby union please call Jake and beg him to do the same for them? Pretty please….

  • 89.Paws: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 12:48 pm

    How difficult can it be?
    Hire H Meyer as Director of Rugby / Coach .. allow him the time to put structures in place as he did at the bulls, and reap the rewards a little later for a long time after.

  • 90.dotdaan: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 15:34 pm

    Come on KEO

    Loffie was asked to stand down as head coach… sweeping changes in the lions union…

    Where is the article?? BWHAHAHAHAHA

  • 91.bokfan1: Reply to this comment
    27 May 2009, 17:02 pm

    #47 Transformation: LOL, will there be space on the jersey?

  • 92.Brentie1: Reply to this comment
    29 May 2009, 12:57 pm

    15. BDB :
    May 26th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Hoekom gaan die Lions nie net na die Bulls en Sharks toe en sien hoe dinge daar gedoen word nie ?

    Dit is baie goedkoper ook !
    Die twee unies het ‘n baie eenvoudige resep van rugby speel
    en diep sakke.Jy koop die beste wat daar is en as jy sien
    ‘n ander unie het dalk ‘n outjie wat jou in die toekoms
    kak gaan gee dan koop jy hom vroegtydig (Habana).
    Jy kry vir jou ‘n pak voorspelers wat skrik vir niks,
    ‘n skrumskakel met ‘n geleerde skopskoen en ‘n speler
    in die Naas Botha tradisie en die saak is reg.as jy dan
    ‘n afrigter vir wat lyk of hul iets weet vir voor en agter
    kry lag jy heelpad eindstryd en bank toe.
    Moet net soos die Sharks wag tot die ander ouens.Lions
    ens ‘n paar foute maak en dit vinnig uitbuit nie en dan
    wanneer dit te laat is die rugby probeer speel waarvoor jy
    in die eerste plek die ouens ‘recruit’ het want dan is
    dit te laat en sien jy buitendien jou agterent.
    Laastens steur jy jou nie aan ander Unie ondersteuners se
    gekerm dat jy eintlik maar net wen omdat jy by hulle hul
    enigste sterretjies gekoop het,want jy sien as die sterretjies
    nou te oud word dan pas jy hulle ala Cronje,Venter ,Du Toit
    en ander aan na ander unies,teen ‘n stewige prys.
    Dan gaan soek jy dwarsoor die land na nuwes,gooi die jongetjies in akademie en se soos Blou Bulle en Sharks,
    kry vir julle,want wen is tog lekkerder as verloor.
    Daar is hy,rugby sukses in ‘n neutedop en jy het dit die eerste keer op Keo gehoor.

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